- James: Lily?
- Lily: Mmmm
- James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat
Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
guess whos gettin that dick
William Chapman (via pl-eiades)